My vulgar little book baby
Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat
is OUT NOW.
I fucking LOVE supporting local bookshops so please hit them up for a copy.
However, if you live in jail, Woop-Woop or the arse-end of space (or maybe you just can’t find your pants or don’t like leaving your cats home alone) you can ORDER ONLINE and have it delivered to you.
P.S. If you don’t like rude words like douche-nozzle, fuckface, fuckstick, peen, stiffie, toss-bag, flog, ring-piece, dickbeetle, knob (etc) or are offended by discussions about erections or faeces, then please do not buy this book.
I’M TOO FUCKING OLD FOR SNAPCHAT.