Shannon’s Kitchen

(19 customer reviews)


The most ridiculous, inappropriate healthy food cookbook in the history of the world is OUT NOW.

She’s the Donna Hay of not giving a f**k. 

Nutritious food makes you feel awesome but it can taste like penis. Shannon’s Kitchen reveals 60 easy to follow recipes for healthy food you’ll actually eat. If you’ve had a gutful of perfect clean eating types, then this book is for you – there’s no room for preachy nonsense or etiquette, just tasty food, inappropriate language and zero f**ks given.”


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Weight .49 kg
Dimensions 26 × 20 × 1.2 cm

19 reviews for Shannon’s Kitchen

  1. Shannon (verified owner)

    Of course I’m going to give it 5 stars, it’s my book and it’s fucking hilarious.

  2. Brett

    Not just the funniest cookbook you’ll ever read, it’s one of the funniest books. Oh and the the food is great too, healthy and delicious without all the bullshit.

  3. Melissa Richards (verified owner)

    This book has more than just a funny warm – kind of naughty nature. The recipes are 100% delicious and I regret not cooking my lamb shoulder the same way Shan does. Well fucking done to a truely beautiful human being xx

  4. Katey

    This book makes me happy the second I start thinking about what to cook the family for dinner… lunch or brekky really! Before this book, deciding the dinner menu started me thinking it would be more fun to smother myself with old undies than prepare another goddamn family dinner. Thank you Shan. Bloody great recipes, easy and so delicious. Also inspiring me to think healthier. I’ve already got a couple of family favourites out of it that I’ll be cooking for decades and I’ll be giggling myself silly the whole time!

  5. Chris S (verified owner)

    Hilarious book. Honestly I originally bought it just due to wanting to have a rude cookbook to pull out while drunk when friends come over for some fun reading. Turns out Shannon actually has some amazing recipes in here that are simple and very funny, easy to read. Best little cookbook I’ve bought in ages. I rate this book 5 / 5 very stiff nipples.

  6. Alessia Faccini (verified owner)

    Healthy? ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️Easy?✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️Educational? ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️Food you’ll actually fuckin eat? ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️ Shannon bloody nails it with this book. Toss out all your other healthy guru, dirtbag, flog advice and boring shit because you don’t need it. This book will change your life for the better – I give it a 5 star rating from tastebuds to toilet. It’s the best! Plus Shannon is really funny and hot.

  7. Dannielle (verified owner)

    Where to start? This book is a dead cert for the book burning pile if you’re a puritanical dickbeetle. But if you, like me, have a tongue for naughty words as well as delicicious food, look no further.
    The recipes are easy to follow and not at all time consuming. The glossary will open your eyes to a new vocabulary. Lastly, eating this way will give you awesome poos.
    Just buy it and thank me later.
    P.S. Thanks Shannon for writing an awesome book, and for genuinely being one of the few worthy people on the planet to co sume oxygen. That list is definitely shrinking by the day.

  8. Sarah

    This book is actually my favourite purchase ever, yep it beats every bottle of wine, pair of shoes, automobile and kmart purchase I’ve ever made. Ok, maybe it is close second to the wine. BUT it is fabulously hilarious, entertaining AF, educational and every recipe promises a tantalisingly tasty, flavour fuelled rave party for you tastebuds. Bravo Shannon, you are a kickass cookbook queen.

  9. Clancy

    Hands down the best cookbook of 2017. Even better than mine! 😜
    Great food, great for a laugh and even the 4 yr old likes to read it as a bedtime story 🤔
    Awesome work Shan, proud of you and your exemplary piece of literary genius! X

  10. Lexie Sullivan (verified owner)

    Wow! This cookbook will blow you away! I’m a bookaholic – a reader who reads until her eyes run red. So I know what I’m talking about.
    Shannons Kitchen is a breath of fresh air. It’s gutsy. It’s hilarious and of course ‘potty mouthed’ but it’s so honest, so refreshing. This book is much more than a cookbook – it shows us not to take ourselves too seriously but to love ourselves as we are. AND to take care of our bodies with yummy, healthy food that we can actually cook and will “F**king well eat”!
    Shannon’s Kitchen will stand proudly on your bookshelf. Just make sure no one steals the bugger from you.

  11. Jess M (verified owner)

    What a woman! What a book! Highly, highly recommended to those who love simple, healthy, non-pretentious cooking. And even those who don’t, because it’s f*cking hilarious. So so proud of you, Shansy. 👉🏼👌🏼

  12. Heather Kelly

    This is a dead set hilarious book – full of salacious stories , tasty recipes and the most indelicate ratings system you will ever see. I jokingly said to some of my older friends “not for the faint hearted’, but they have bought it and loved it. Hmmn, maybe they secretly love the thought of being somewhat risqué. Seriously, tasty recipes, easy to follow instructions, smatterings of healthy food info and loads of giggles along the way. What more could you want!

  13. James

    I dont even own it but from what my friends have cooked from it and when reading it at theirs I wanted a copy ASAP, its amazing! PRINT MORE!!! HURRY!!!!!!

  14. jennifer (verified owner)

    perfect in every way

  15. Marc

    I’m a useless husband thing that can’t cook apparently. Sucked in by bad launguage and straight talking I gave this a go. Suddenly I’m hated by the wife for delivering ” the best chicken dinner ever (eldest son)”. “This is super spicy but not blowing my mouth off ” – middle son and the first clean plate in 6 months by the youngest. Happy Daddy – feeling like a hero. We are only 2 recipies in so no authority. But at this rate it’s worth my tight English coin already.

  16. SuziB

    I EFFING want it.
    Where when how who do you have to…. Fcuk is to tame and wouldn’t cover it all
    to put my name down for a copy or four in 2018.
    Begging you keep up the Great eFforts
    nipples galore
    And why so Few stars

  17. Dana

    I was given this as a Christmas gift and haven’t stopped laughing since. I can’t wait to try out the recipes too. 😂🤣😊

  18. Jo M (verified owner)

    This is hands down the BEST cookbook I have ever seen. It is a cookbook I do actually f#%king use! Brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻

  19. Jacki

    Hilarity, filth and good food. 10 stars from me.
    FINALLY have my self a copy of this bad boy. YUM.
    Now I want to buy it for every food loving funny fucker I know.

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